Welcome to the season when;You try to smile and your lips breaks 😕You go out with black shoes and return with brown ones 🚶You use vaseline/groundnut oil instead of your normal cream 🙆🏿You wash your clothes and it dries within 10mintues 😯Washing plates used to eat garri is a problem 😩..........#escape.....democracy o� E ku harmattan season yi ooo.... A season when some people ll take holiday from bathroom
HARMATHAN NATIONAL ANTHEM.
Arise o cool dry breeze
Harmattan call we obey
To make all wet things dry
With wind & strength & cold
The labour of umbrella past
Shall not just be in vain
To wash legs, than to bath
some girls shall stop 2 rub white
Powder on their face.
THE PLEDGE
I plegde 2 harmathan my visitor
To be heat free, dry and whitish
To purchase vaseline without delay
To defend her white nature
And oppose dry lips & cold breeze
So help me vaseline.
*"Tell Her Yourself"*
A lady went to a salon to dress her hair. While dressing her hair, she noticed a handsome man sitting quietly in the shop. Suddenly the lady turned to the man and said Mr., you are so handsome can we meet later today? Man replied 'I'm married'. The woman continued; "and so? You can just tell your wife you're going to visit a friend in the hospital and from there".........
and the man replied;
*"Tell her yourself, she's the one doing your hair!
